7 oz. { 4 cups } uncooked wide egg noodles
1 T. olive oil
1 small white onion, chopped
2 green onion, chopped
3 stalks of  celery, cut in 1 inch pieces
1/2 cup butter { use real }
4 Ts. flour
1 ½ cans evaporated milk
2 egg yolks
2 lbs. fresh white crab meat 
{ or two large cans of crab meat }
salt & pepper to taste 
1 ½ cups cheddar cheese, grated.
Cook noodles with oil as directed on the package. Drain; rinse with hot water. In a skillet, sauté onions and celery in butter on medium heat until soft, about 4 minutes. Add flour and stir 1 minute longer. Stir in  milk and whisk until a medium thickness is achieved. Remove from heat, stir in egg yolks, crabmeat, salt & pepper to taste and ¾'s of the  grated cheese and noodles.
Put in a medium baking dish and top with the remaining cheese. Bake at 350° for 45 to 50 minutes. 6 servings

The Lighter Side;
Light evaporated  milk
Egg substitute
Fat free cheddar cheese
No salt